the Epic Mouthful

Thu Apr 24
"And if anyone wants a 60 yr old concrete mother mary, she’s yours." -Anonymous

"And if anyone wants a 60 yr old concrete mother mary, she’s yours." -Anonymous

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A mysterious portal where whores from another dimension warp through Anonymous
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Wed Apr 23
Oh yes. Lactose free, muthafuckas! Anonymous
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Whore hair arrived today Anonymous
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Sat Apr 12
Q: … does that count as exercise??

A: If running a 5k then doing a pub crawl does LMAOOOO
Anonymous
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Q: Is that the White House?

A: No
two girls on the corner of H & 16th, looking directly at the White House
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I say settlements like the way Palestinians say settlements Anonymous
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My penis only got the notice of your missing jacket!! I, AND MY JACKEY, feel neglected Anonymous
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Fri Apr 11
I may or may not have ordered pho from the metro, and had my cab take me to pick it up Anonymous
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If they’re on all fours they’re already in the right position! Anonymous
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