the Epic Mouthful

Wed Jul 30
And counting leave in hours is absurd. It’s like you work for McDonald’s

what sucks is I bet you could use a drink today
Anonymous
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It was very entertaining. I attempted to intervene but rainbow was just out of control. Anonymous
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Anonymous: Rainbow Panda

  • Well I've been sitting on the runway at [...] for about a half hour now.
  • With a very sleepy unaccompanied minor next to me.
  • Who turned out to be HILARIOUS
  • We been having fairly absurd conversations the entire flight with her panda bear named Rainbow.
  • Unfortunately, she also has a major cupcake addiction.
  • She can't stop eating the cupcake.s
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Tue Jul 29
A: We’ll play by ear as to what we call this gathering

B: How about Tragic: The Gathering ?
Anonymous
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Whatevs. I took myself on a romantic wine picnic. I must say I make a good date Anonymous
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I’m writing an ethnography about the nacirema

I just shouldered a sharp metal door leaving starbucks. I am bruised and bleeding. That door came out of nowhere.
Anonymous
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Mon Jul 28
I’m pretty sure […] dreams about eating a beAting heart. Anonymous
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Anonymous: Green Acres

  • A: Some days I just want to move to the country and have the simple life
  • A: God, think of the cowboys we would hire
  • B: I mean... right? animals. fresh air. hot men.
  • A: To hell with the animals, I'll just rope in the men
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Sun Jul 27
Clydesdale is probably frolicking with the chinese ponies Anonymous
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Time to rage out w my phage out. As in, bacteriophage the virus that eats bacteria Anonymous
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