Tue
Jun
18
“ To give you an idea of the stupidity I work with: […] here is so afraid of her ineptitude with staple removers that instead she just slices off the entire corner with a giant paper cutting blade to free the pages…
Anonymous
Mon
Jun
17
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A:
I knew this day would come. Mama-San is all alone.
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B:
As long as the gay apocalypse doesn't happen, Mama-San has friends
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A:
it better not happen while I am away!
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B:
Well if you aren't here, the colony won't have to sacrifice itself for your protection, only the strong survive!
“ Nonsense, you will fit in my suitcase just fine
You’ll just have to stay in there during the trip, I will bring you handles of vodka, and warm noodles in a thermos to sustain you
I’ll [roll] you around the cities and we can cut eyeholes
Anonymous
Sun
Jun
16
“ :-) love u buuu, keep in touch
Anonymous
“ They must be on my side, it’s a bank!
Anonymous
“ I’ll be ready to bitch about anything anyone wants to bitch about.
Anonymous
“ The fun thing about balancing the checkbook ( I used to do my moms as a kid) is that it makes you feel (incorrectly) in control of your money.
Anonymous
Sat
Jun
15
“ A: Dwarves don’t warp.
B: Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.
Anonymous
“ You just created barbecued uterus in my head!
Anonymous
“ The mountains are the inner city of the country.
Anonymous
