the Epic Mouthful

Tue Aug 19

Anonymous: PMP

  • A: That's awesome!!! I think we should make you a big stick with which to beat those in your path
  • B: So proud. Already delegating and you haven't even seen the inside of your office! May I suggest bamboo?
  • C: Bamboo is acceptable ... It is strong. Good for beating lazy Americans. and stuff.
  • B: Yes. It is also naturally antibacterial and is very sustainable, making it very Earth friendly.
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Awwww … ! Your excitement makes my heart melt. Anonymous
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Yay! We just got out. I have been assimilated. Anonymous
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[Your] happiness has made my day, just knowing how good you feel, and being excited for you! Anonymous
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And … - burn that motherfucker down.

Psychologically destroy some people.
Anonymous
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Nice, just don’t show up and see how long you can collect a check

I mean, you could even respond to emails intermittently to keep them off your trail
Anonymous
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Q: so, no to arson…?

A: i mean… it seems like it might be a waste… they’ll just get insurance money out of it

and people will feel bad for them.
Anonymous
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Anonymous: Two Weeks Notice

  • A: Have you given them notice? Was it spectacularly thrilling??
  • B: half of me wants that exit interview. the other half of me is going to submit my 26 hours of PTO for approval... and then give notice day of.
  • B: right? wrong?!????
  • C: That's what i did at [...]. Took all my pto and then worked for 2 days. That was my 2 week notice.
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dial in from the tread mill like an absolute boss Anonymous
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CONGRATS!!!!!!! I saw your FB post! Anonymous
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