the Epic Mouthful

Sat Apr 12
Q: … does that count as exercise??

A: If running a 5k then doing a pub crawl does LMAOOOO
Anonymous
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Q: Is that the White House?

A: No
two girls on the corner of H & 16th, looking directly at the White House
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I say settlements like the way Palestinians say settlements Anonymous
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My penis only got the notice of your missing jacket!! I, AND MY JACKEY, feel neglected Anonymous
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Fri Apr 11
I may or may not have ordered pho from the metro, and had my cab take me to pick it up Anonymous
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If they’re on all fours they’re already in the right position! Anonymous
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Sun Apr 6
So you cleared out those faggots so you’d be better able to fit the other kind? Anonymous
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”[…] and I spent all day tying up faggots and leaving them on the side of the road.” -Anonymous

”[…] and I spent all day tying up faggots and leaving them on the side of the road.” -Anonymous

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Thu Apr 3
The maple trees story sounds a lot like a metaphor for the health benefits of regular masturbation. Anonymous
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Ps. Nothing like a guy masturbating in a stairwell story to get you to forget that there was a murder a block from your house. Anonymous
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